righteouspaps:

THERE IS SO MUCH DISCUSSION OF THE QUADRANTS ON THIS WEBZONE TONIGHT. 

SOMETIMES I WONDER IF I MISSED AN IMPORTANT EXPERIENCE BY ONLY FILLING ONE QUADRANT, AND ATYPICALLY AT THAT, BEFORE LEAVING SUCH CONCERNS BEHIND ENTIRELY.

i thought your wweird ass revvolutionary lovve shit wwas beyond the quadrants 

wwasnt that the point

cant you get your owwn history right 

youre almost more pathetic than my owwn wwaste of space ancestor

no wwonder kars so angry all the time

3t3rn4ln3ophyt3:

sealovver:

3t3rn4ln3ophyt3:

[snop]

3XC3LL3NT!

4LTHOUGH 1M 4 L1TTL3 D1S4PPO1NT3D:

1M ONLY TH3 WORST TROLL 1N *TH1S* WORLD? >:[

B3S1D3S 1LL H4V3 YOU KNOW TH4TS NOT 3V3N TRU3

B3C4US3 YOUR3 CL34RLY TH3 MOST R3VOLT1NG SP3C1M3N OF TROLLDOM S1NC3 TH3 F1RST MOTH3RGRUB H4TCH3D TH3 F1RST W1GGL3R

4S TH1S D1NN3R W1LL D3MONSTR4T3

SH4LL W3?

im sorry i should havve been more clear

the great an unfathomable depths of your owwn soul suckin terribleness wwas so much that the rest of all possible univverses shorted out in horror at your poor an wworthless attempt at trolldom 

if you wwere the last troll in the wworld i wwould only pail wwith you so that all of the neww wworthless wwigglers that wwere your spawwn could suffer at your incompetent hands for eons of painful half existence 

cursed wwith the blessin they dont evven deservve of my high an beautifully royal blood 

yes

wwe shall

3t3rn4ln3ophyt3:

1 4M 1NV1T1NG YOU ON 4 H4T3-D4T3

1N WH1CH 4 THOROUGHLY UNPL34S4NT T1M3 W1LL B3 H4D BY 4LL

DO YOU 4CC3PT? C1RCL3 ON3:

Y3S/NO

H4T3 4ND K1SS3S,

N3OPHYT3 R3DGL4R3

i accept 

if only to make sure that you are wwrithin in agony the wwhole time 

you are the wworst troll in this miserable human wworld an ill alwways be there to make sure youre just as miserable as evveryone wwhose sorry lot it is to livve here

3t3rn4ln3ophyt3:

sealovver:

3t3rn4ln3ophyt3:

2scarsandawwink:

reluctanthelmsman:

ah..greetiing2. from the look2 of iit, you are de2cendant of dual2car? 

wwhat rude i am dualscar howw dare you mistake me fer that wwhiny spawwn

H4H4H4

howw dare you mistake me for this wwaste of space pirate wwannabe 

OH 1 WOULD N3V3R M1ST4K3 YOU FOR H1M D4RL1NG

TH3 D1FF3R3NC3 1S OBV1OUS

YOUR3 3V3N MOR3 OF 1 W4ST3 OF SP4C3 TH4N H3 1S

H3H3H3

youre the absolute wworst person 

its you

3t3rn4ln3ophyt3:

2scarsandawwink:

reluctanthelmsman:

ah..greetiing2. from the look2 of iit, you are de2cendant of dual2car? 

wwhat rude i am dualscar howw dare you mistake me fer that wwhiny spawwn

H4H4H4

howw dare you mistake me for this wwaste of space pirate wwannabe 

2fa2t2furiiou2 replied to your post: ivve changed my icon  noww you can see evven more…

gro22.

nothins as gross as your face 

wwhich is probably wwhy you dont havve anyone an i havve twwo quadrants filled

TWWO

3t3rn4ln3ophyt3:

sealovver:

ivve changed my icon 

noww you can see evven more of my objectivvely flawwless face

youre wwelcome

1 DONT TH1NK MOST P3OPL3 W1LL TH4NK YOU FOR TH4T

4LTHOUGH 1 NOT1C3 TH1S P1CTUR3 SHOWS OFF YOUR SC4RF TO 1TS B3ST 4DV4NT4G3

1NT3R3T1NG CHO1C3

wwhy are you all so fixated on my scarf 

i knoww its more fishionable than evveryfin any of you havve evver wworn 

but its not evven better than wwhats abovve it

ivve changed my icon 

noww you can see evven more of my objectivvely flawwless face

youre wwelcome

3t3rn4ln3ophyt3:

2scarsandawwink:

3t3rn4ln3ophyt3:

[snop]

yeah but thas not wwhat you wwere doin

it sounded an awful lot like you wwere castin some pretty serious aspersions on the quality a my piratin skills

wwhich is pretty rude ta do an also false

OH NO 1 W4SNT DO1NG TH4T 4T 4LL!

4LL 1 W4S S4Y1NG 1S TH4T NO ON3 R3SP3CTS YOU

4S 4 P1R4T3 OR 4S 4 TROLL

WH1CH 1S UNDOUBT3DLY TRU3 

#1 M34N 3V3N YOUR D3SC3ND4NT DO3SNT W4NT YOU 4ROUND #TH4TS PR3TTY P4TH3T1C #CONS1D3R1NG HOW MUCH OF H1S L1F3 H3S D3VOT3D TO TRY1NG TO *B3* YOU

wwhat are you tryin a say

deadlyasthefuckingdickens:

sealovver:

[snop]

but im not pregnant wwith your spawwn im not evven sure wwhat pregnant means

Pregnant is when someone has another baby human growing inside of them and then after nine months it comes out in a manner that is very painful and gruesome-looking! 

Do you trolls not have that?

no wwe havve a much better system 

wwe all contribute genital material an then its combined in the mother grub wwho lays all the eggs

that wway wwe arent caught wwith a fat wwiggler disruptin our livves for months 

an if youre reelly curious about bone bulges i think wwe can arrange a vviewwin session